the magic of fairies and friends

Polly thanks you


Kelly says you should get really drunk this long weekend and make out with your best friend of the same sex in a pool in the middle of the night because that's what Kelly did last weekend.


substance
you need some
go find some
go to the park and look under some rocks
you'll find some
by the way
you're dumb

haha right

I have a note pad with little phrases and stupid shit on it and instead of sleeping last night I went through the whole thing and circled all the ones that said TAKE ME AWAY!

my head is sinking


Just dig a little deeper girls, you'll find the real him.


he's too touchy feel-y
it bugs me
i'm not a cuddly fucking teddy bear
even if I am squishy like one


cow uh bun guh

I want a rich person to die and leave me their money so I can not work and just stay in my house all day for the rest of the days. I had a nap today and felt like shit when I woke up and I drank a big glass of coffee with ice with a straw and scrubbed my window with a toothbrush. I showered and it was amazing and it made me think of a purple dildo. Me and Darcy are going to Dr. Love this weekend he's tagging along with me while I be a PERV. Actually he's taking me not the other way around. I ate chocolate ice cream with with extra chocolate it was way too chocolaty I couldn't finish it so I dumped it in the sink and poured hot water on it until it melted down the drain. I think the weather is making me sad. When we were at the hospital picking Cheryl up this morning I watched all the people and tried to guess who had a dying family member just by the looks on their faces. I'm so morbid. Then I put a really sad look on my face and acted like I had a dying family member just to see if anyone would give me a pity glance or nod or smile. Nada. Self absorbed people. Crazy me. I just asked Cheryl for one of her pain pills she got. They're not a narcotic but they have a funny name and I want to try one. She said no. No sleep for me again tonight. It is so cold outside. My feet are cold numb. I am wearing socks.


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