Last night was
fun
I drank my face off and almost lost my iPod several times then drank some more then on the way home I said some stupid drunken manic run-around-in-a-circle philosophical bullshit to Donald that made wicked sense but for the life of me I can't remember what it was. Then Cheryl decided on two Mozza burgers for 6 dollars. I of course had to pay and then I was so drunk I couldn't even taste it but not drunk enough to not remember to check for tomato. I cut my fingers on my left hand, two of them. The ring finger and the middle one that is used for verbal profanity. The ring one I sliced open with a razor blade while trying to get the cardboard cover back on it so as to block it from well, CUTTING YOU and the swear word finger I cut with scissors whilst cutting tape for the previously cut finger. Both cuts are right on the tips on the finger print part and the band-aids are a pain in the ass especially while typing. So what else can I tell you. Darcy and I both imagined hearing his name being called when we went for a walk to the park of an elementary school I once upon a time attended. Anyway so we're walking along and these kids in a yard on a trampoline say hi so we're like "HI" and then we both hear one say "hey Darcy" so we walk over and we're all who the fuck is that and there are a bunch of like, 14 year old boys chilling like villains and they're all "what the fuck is going on" and we're all "who the hell are you guys why did you call Darcy" I think we frightened them a little bit. So we walked away and I told them to stay in school.
I don't know what a shout out is but I'm giving one to Darcy because I think he's reading this and I want the pictures of us so people can see just how mega sweet we are.
And now I leave you with pictures of me in bed drunk off my ass last night.
And wow they all look the same.
One more thing. Lets all take a moment to admire the perfection what is my eyebrows. I'm not being jokey here, this is not my usual false arrogance schtick. They are truly terrific. The creme de la creme of my features. OK I'm done.
Later on in the program: Kelly starting some shit with a person
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