Guess who drank a lot last night?
Guess who woke up and drank today?
Guess who has had the equivalent of 7 cups of coffee in the last 3 hours?
Guess who forgot how to answer a phone this morning?
I really seriously forgot how to answer a telephone. I got up out of bed at 9 when it rang and I stared at it with drowsy eyes and wondered what I was going to say when I picked it up. The best I could come up with was, "Uhm... yea- hi." No question mark. Thank God it was just my mom and not someone important.
Guess who watched Red Dragon and giggled at herself when the symbol for the red dragon was shown because she used to be obsessed with it when she was a kid?
Guess who had hilarious fake cyber sex with a seriously surprising person while James sat by her side?
Guess who has no shame and sent real nudies to said fake cyber sex surprise person?
Guess who has a friend who is trying to set her up with a lame-o guy who is "nice with blue eyes and is a virgin and is into sex but will wait till I'm ready"?
I've been gagging at that last one all day.
I love my best friend.
You're a bigger drunk than me.
And that is quite the feat.
It kind of hurts my feelings that she thinks I need a guy and a guy who is a big wuss at that.
Well OK I don't know that he's a wuss but she thinks he wants a girl like me and I'm like what he wants a nut case? What's worse is she thinks setting me up with a "nice guy" is a good idea. Uhh man I think I've frightened and scared and corrupted enough people already. I'd break the poor guy. Crazy bitch bags like me and nice respectful dudes don't mix, mmkay?
But thanks for thinking of your old bubble popping friend Kelly.
after i said to her that 'haha oh he wants a loser face?' she was like aww kel no you're so amazing i see it in you everyday you just don't see it.
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i know what that all means and you don't
go suck some ass
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