because you care and because I suck

What can I tell you?
Camembert and prosciutto on buttercrisps are amazing.
They are also why I look like a prize fucking heifer.
My barfday is tomorrow and I'm feeling sorry for myself because I have no friends.
Finally have an appointment with a neurologist about my headaches - something that should have been done since day-fucking-one.
I got so angry this morning I have no doubt in my mind I could have killed someone in 0.2 seconds had they crossed my path.
My internet broke and somehow fixed itself this morning.
My brain isn't working and I, evidently, forgot how to blog.


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