i'm easy

I'm gnawing at my gum like its going out of style
it is starting to make my jaw hurt
rye and iced tea is gross
but i have no coke cola and booze is the only thing that numbs my headaches no lie i'm so serious i'm not just making up a reason to drink
pffft
like i need a reason
cheryl is out on a fancy dinner date at some point tonight
i know this because she showed me her expensive dress just for the occasion and wouldn't stop talking about it the past two weeks and she called me about 30 minutes ago to tell me she was getting nervous
only my sister would be nervous about going to dinner as she will be required to display proper dining etiquette and despite our model training and course on proper etiquette she still finds it impossible to behave as though she wasn't raised by a family of bovines
last night my mother and I agreed that neither of us know why people like me or her

i paint a rabbit twice and my sister thinks I have a bunny obsession
excuse me for being lazy and having no idea how to draw or paint
plus i don't like horses
bunnies are easy
I'M easy
good song


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