Saturday, August 23, 2008

well alright

Went to the drum/fire circle last night to surprise Darcy. Plus I was drunk which numbed the headache I've had for 4 days now. Awsome. The fuck heads moved it to the clap circle labyrinth thing somewhere betwixt the two parks and we said fuck those hypocrites then the damn bi-law showed up and everyone took off and I was like oh well isn't this fun good thing I only spent 15 minutes getting ready and not an hour like Cheryl. She did look pretty and girly but I gave her a hard time over it because I'm a mean fuck. Rumor is the circle moved because the hippie reefer smokers don't like the drinkers and other druggie burn outs. I called them pompous and I'm not sure why. OH OH OH and then we decided to go home and watch TV but we stopped at the liquor store to get more liquor and we ran into none other than Nich ( dip fuck I, yeah) and his bitch of a loser whore face Barbie reincarnate girlfriend and Cheryl's even bigger dip fuck ex boyfriend. and he was wearing a back pack and plaid shirt and I thought to myself oh yeah Riley you don't look AT ALL like a derelict dirt bag with AIDS. Good times. Nich's girlfriend Lee poked her head through the window as Cheryl introduced us and she was like "so you're the infamous Kelly" my first thought was WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THAT TO ME that's seriously the third or so time someone has called me infamous and I don't know why. I don't even know these people I don't go out I'm getting off track. So I replied "I don't like the sounds of that" and she was like "oh don't worry I've heard nothing but good things" and I was thinking well were one of those good things about how a friend and I got drunk and not fucked but double teamed your TOOL of a boyfriend in my shower? I knew the second we drove away the shit-slinging they'd be doing so I did some of my own. Because I hate them :)
It was so funny before we left I mentioned something that if I didn't go tell Darcy I'm sorry and blah blah if he's there and Cheryl was like "Kelly, Darcy not being there is like a fly not being attracted to a pile of shit" I laughed. Not that Darcy is either a fly or a piece of shit.


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