licker window

i did a funny thing last night where I mistaked a pre-mixed drink (consisting of 2 oz of whiskey) for the leftovers of a whiskey and iced tea I had been drinking for well over an hour
took a swig
mouth was like BAM on fire
Instantly spat that shit back into the cup then ran to the sink to gag and wash my mouth out
my mom was like what the fuck was that kelly
and i was like IT WAS FUCKING RYE
she's alll hahahahahahh ooops

James attracts crazies
no word of lie
they stalk him and ask him on dates and for cigarettes
they are also totally illegal for him
'cause they're all like 16 and he so is not
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Kelly Niel

Today at 6:16pm

wear a shirt
that says
"stay away
you fucking window lickers"

window licker is a horrible term and I am using it in correlation with the definition SPAZ not special children on the short bus with mental disabilities I'm not that crude horrible and heartless

if i could marry mini wheats i would
if i could live off nothing but mini wheats i would

up until now i was in an abnormally normal mood
fuck you it makes sense to me


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