twas the night before i barfed up some weird looking black stuff
i ralphed for the first time today since father's day
a new hangover no-barfing record for me
6 beer a half mickey of rum a couple shots of moonshine and two mdma pills later
stacy and i go for a walk
iits about 10 pm a make it down a few streets and see a group of guys so we catch up to them to for some good ol' fashioned drunken stranger conversation
the only guy that spoke to us while we were walking was some guy named Ergenio Antonio Bananasomethingorother i'm so bad with names anyway it was a funny italian name
so we walk this guy talks and then we stop as they are going into a bar they tell us to come with them we don't have our purses so we say no they say go get them and come back we're like maybe so then this other tall blonde guy and guy in a green shirt start talking to us finally I have no idea what their names were but tall blondie said hi to me so i put my hand out to introduce myself and he waves it away and goes in for what i thought was going to be a hug so i was like uhm oh ok and dude FUCKING PICKS ME UP AND SQUEEZES ME
stacy said the look on my face was priceless
i mean honestly isn't picking a stranger up off the streets and squeezing them like you've known them forever a little... weird?
what was even weirder is he didn't do it to stacy
the cute tiny one
so i'm like yeah ok its not weird you picked up the whale
and in my drunk.high insecure mind i was like oh yeah he wants me
then green shirt guy says hello to us
funny stuff man we're walking with these guys in a group and none of them say a word until we stop like whoa drunkies learn how to multi task
green shirt guy sounds positively blasted as he is talking really slow and drunk like so we mention it and no turns out his brains were a little scrambled after being hit by a car anyway stacy wouldn't shut up about how cute she thought he was
all last night and all this morning she was like 'oh kelly that slow guy in the green shirt was so cute' i'm like yeah stacy don't you mean he's WONDERFUL
all night and all this morning she kept saying everything was wonderful
kelly feel this its wonderful
that roast was wonderful kellywonderful wonderful wonderful
it doesn't even sound like a word anymore
more mdma
more moonshine
we watch requiem for a dream
i forgot how fucking depressing that movie is
stacy zonks right out
i'm like my eyes are so tired they can't stay open any longer
my pupils were so huge i was like BLAM
lying in bed I was like fuck i can't sleep
didn't sleep a single second until almost 8 after i blew not so chunky chunks
uhm oh yeah i spent the whole night going from the bed to the cold tile floor to try and sleep because i would get too hot in the bed and then too cold on the floor and so on plus i was so restless and my heart was racing not a good scene anyway never have i been so comfortable and so content on a floor with nothing but a pillow and sweater that smelled fantastic by the way stacy has WONDERFUL smelling laundry detergent
stacy is also my best friend and such a good friend
i knew i was going to be sick this morning i just wasn't sure when so she was like oh kelly do you want me to get you a bowl? yes please. do you need anything else? some water? do you have ginger ale? no. juice? yeah i'll go make you some
so she made me some yummy juice which was yummy and hydrating
there is more that happened but my brain just won't let me recall it at this current time
sorry about my nonsensical rambling but it was a stupendous night and i had to share it
pictures are from a totally different night
and i woke up with bruises all over my legs
we ended up on the floor much of the night
i think that was how they got there
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