Wednesday, November 12, 2008

fatty and the funny guy

James - says:
You ARE a dabner... check fucking mate

Kelly says:
and you're a cunt

James - says:
thats not cool

James - says:
shouldnt use the C word

James - says:
COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHY PEOPLE HATE CUNT SO MUCH?

James - says:
if i call someone a cunt, they literally want to murder me, even if im joking

Kelly says:
HAHAH you were DABNER FOR HALLOWEEN HOW DO YOU BURN ME WITH THAT WHEN YOU ARE DABNER

Kelly says:
I love cunt

Kelly says:
I mean

Kelly says:
the WORD cunt

James - says:
it was a costume, im comfortable with my non dabnerness that i could dress up as him

Kelly says:
right sure

James - says:
i use it, but women want me dead when i use it

Kelly says:
weren't you saying something earlier about EXCUSES

James - says:
its not an excuse

James - says:
its the truth

Kelly says:
I don't get any rejections when I say it

Kelly says:
objections

Kelly says:
rather

James - says:
hmmm, maybe its just the losers i hang out

James - says:
with

Kelly says:
probably

Kelly says:
you hang out with some cunts

Kelly says:
mUAHHAHH

James - says:
I KNOW RIGHT?

Kelly says:
totally

Kelly says:
that's ok I hang out with some retards

Kelly says:
what am i talking about I AM a retard

James - says:
haha nah

Kelly says:
ok I CRIED on the steps of ONE SOUTH while wearing MISMATCHED SOCKS

James - says:
ok, your mismatched socks is like a kelly trade mark. Not retarded. You cried cause you just had to sit through a useless meeting and thought you were stranded at said place

Kelly says:
oh you are so funny

James - says:
i speak the truth and you know it

Kelly says:
you so naively think i'm sane

Kelly says:
its so sweeet

James - says:
your defenitally not insane. you may have issues or problems but im going to say not insane

Kelly says:
not yet anyway

James - says:
im confident you will not become insane. if you do, then who am i going to get drunk with and make invisible walls?

Kelly says:
me still

Kelly says:
i'll be the one not drunk and trying to bounce off said walls

Kelly says:
see, still tons of fun

James - says:
LOL

James - 574-6446 says:
you are the funny one

Kelly says:
i try

Kelly says:
i don't usually feel i succeed though

James - says:
haha you do

Kelly says:
ok good had me worried there

James - says:
i think we are good enough to have a comedy routine

Kelly says:
really

James - 574-6446 says:
werd. you know what our routine would be?

Kelly says:
fatty and the funny guy


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ps i was crying because i thought i was stranded at said place in which i will end up in no time because i'm so far above and beyond these people i'm past the point of no return for these meetings to help


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