fatty and not funny guy

James - randomshitforkellytodelete says:
so after screaming at steflers mom about how awesome i am. the moment i hung up. no shit, literally seconds, this guy who was following me with his dog is like hey there, wheres downtown?

James - randomshitforkellytodelete says:
and im just like haha buddy, your going in the wrong fucking direction. this way is towards the airport, downtown is behind you. and he was like oh, so is there hookers down there? and i was like....wtf? so i was like yea, down victoria...well all over the place really. not to hard to spot one. and hes like oh yea, same with drugs? and i was like yea sure, cant be to hard to find drugs either.

James - randomshitforkellytodelete says:
then he asked about on this street and i was like tranquille? well i dont see very many hookers at all down here, maybe northshore and hes like oh, well thats cool. So here i am, walking home with this guy not from kamloops and im thinking get it over with and fucking skin me you prick. i get to my house and he continues to talk about hookers and how much they cost and im like buddy,

James - randomshitforkellytodelete says:
i dont know, probably just pay them 10 bucks and they will ride you, im going inside, have fun.

Kelly says:
as awsome as this is its not funny

Kelly says:
sorry



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fatty and the funny guy

James - says:
You ARE a dabner... check fucking mate

Kelly says:
and you're a cunt

James - says:
thats not cool

James - says:
shouldnt use the C word

James - says:
COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHY PEOPLE HATE CUNT SO MUCH?

James - says:
if i call someone a cunt, they literally want to murder me, even if im joking

Kelly says:
HAHAH you were DABNER FOR HALLOWEEN HOW DO YOU BURN ME WITH THAT WHEN YOU ARE DABNER

Kelly says:
I love cunt

Kelly says:
I mean

Kelly says:
the WORD cunt

James - says:
it was a costume, im comfortable with my non dabnerness that i could dress up as him

Kelly says:
right sure

James - says:
i use it, but women want me dead when i use it

Kelly says:
weren't you saying something earlier about EXCUSES

James - says:
its not an excuse

James - says:
its the truth

Kelly says:
I don't get any rejections when I say it

Kelly says:
objections

Kelly says:
rather

James - says:
hmmm, maybe its just the losers i hang out

James - says:
with

Kelly says:
probably

Kelly says:
you hang out with some cunts

Kelly says:
mUAHHAHH

James - says:
I KNOW RIGHT?

Kelly says:
totally

Kelly says:
that's ok I hang out with some retards

Kelly says:
what am i talking about I AM a retard

James - says:
haha nah

Kelly says:
ok I CRIED on the steps of ONE SOUTH while wearing MISMATCHED SOCKS

James - says:
ok, your mismatched socks is like a kelly trade mark. Not retarded. You cried cause you just had to sit through a useless meeting and thought you were stranded at said place

Kelly says:
oh you are so funny

James - says:
i speak the truth and you know it

Kelly says:
you so naively think i'm sane

Kelly says:
its so sweeet

James - says:
your defenitally not insane. you may have issues or problems but im going to say not insane

Kelly says:
not yet anyway

James - says:
im confident you will not become insane. if you do, then who am i going to get drunk with and make invisible walls?

Kelly says:
me still

Kelly says:
i'll be the one not drunk and trying to bounce off said walls

Kelly says:
see, still tons of fun

James - says:
LOL

James - 574-6446 says:
you are the funny one

Kelly says:
i try

Kelly says:
i don't usually feel i succeed though

James - says:
haha you do

Kelly says:
ok good had me worried there

James - says:
i think we are good enough to have a comedy routine

Kelly says:
really

James - 574-6446 says:
werd. you know what our routine would be?

Kelly says:
fatty and the funny guy


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ps i was crying because i thought i was stranded at said place in which i will end up in no time because i'm so far above and beyond these people i'm past the point of no return for these meetings to help


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