Hi my name is Kellie and I'm beautiful, blond, and barely legal.
I'm petite with all natural saline breasts, not to mention vapid and mundane with an astonishingly low I.Q. which I make up for by bleaching my hair and turning my once youthful pasty skin into old orange leather.
My poor self image causes me to overcompensate and act like my shit doesn't stink, hehe.
I follow clothing trends because being a human being is so yesterday and because being a clone is so much more glamorous and fulfilling.
I also love being taken care of so I don't have to be a responsible adult and actually get a job to pay for my shoe and handbag addiction.
I LOVE sex because it's the only thing I'm good for.
People think I'm pathetic and they're right but my fakeness causes me to treat this pity as jealousy.
Did I mention I like shoes and handbags?
I'm petite with all natural saline breasts, not to mention vapid and mundane with an astonishingly low I.Q. which I make up for by bleaching my hair and turning my once youthful pasty skin into old orange leather.
My poor self image causes me to overcompensate and act like my shit doesn't stink, hehe.
I follow clothing trends because being a human being is so yesterday and because being a clone is so much more glamorous and fulfilling.
I also love being taken care of so I don't have to be a responsible adult and actually get a job to pay for my shoe and handbag addiction.
I LOVE sex because it's the only thing I'm good for.
People think I'm pathetic and they're right but my fakeness causes me to treat this pity as jealousy.
Did I mention I like shoes and handbags?