I have been to the mall twice now in just over a year.
I remember why I don't go now.
Here is why I hate the mall.
Little 11 year old girls dress and act like the dumb fucking cunt identical robot 16-20 year olds that generally occupy the mall.
The snippy fucking cashiers who can't be polite for a single second even when you say "please" and "thank you". POLITELY!
The dirty looks I get.
People look at me like, "You don't belong in the mall with us androids, bitch."
I roll up in there with my beat to shit Chuck's, men's plaid button down, second hand jeans and librarian glasses and also maybe a hat.
Then they realize I have blond hair and big boobs.
Natural blond hair and natural big boobs.
It really pisses them off when you flash them smiles in response to their fake tanned glares.
I talk about them like they're a different species.
Hah!
And this stupid ass at Subway was being a stupid ass.
I walk up she glances at me says "hello what do you want" like she was held at gun point and forced to say it. So I ask for my sub and she starts cutting it and putting cheese on then I remember I want it toasted so I say, "Oh yeah and I'd like it toasted, please." She continues on with the cheese like she didn't hear me so I say it again, "I'd like it toasted too please." She looks up and says, "yeah I heard you" I almost lost my shit. IF YOU HEARD ME YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKING ACKNOWLEDGED WHAT I SAID YOU HO. So she finishes and this other guy starts putting my veggies and such on the sub then a gal walks up behind me and the same stupid ass sub lady sees her and says, "Hi what can I get for you?" All nice and sweetly. I nearly lost my shit all over gain. Then she says, "Would you like that toasted?" Ok I'm getting pissed off just recounting the experience.
